KING OF THE HILL!!!!!(read directions on 1st post)(yes its a forum game)

Ok so you just take the hill from people...and be creative!
Kind of like text fighting....





Since I started it....
MY HILL!

Charging from the nearby underbrush, Eviln00b roared, pulling out a bazooka and firing a trio of quick-fire shots at the top of the hill and charging towards it's crown.

seeing that Kahimari is distracted with the rockets Duke leaps out from the house at the bottom of the hill. Duke gets out a frag grenade and lobs it over twords Evil noob with all his strength. he pulls out his pistol and hides behind the door for defense

Sneak from behind. I use earthquake on Duke, it push him until he land on the road and I sprint at the hill as fast I can. But then I put magma bombs behind me

Duke quickly thinks up a plot for winning this game. he takes out a piece of paper and a pen. he draws up a peace treaty for dragonki. Duke runs up to Dragonki and asks him to sign it so we can be like a tag team.

ThatOneHunte flies in on his uber l33t hax mobile. He takes out a plasma sword and cuts off your balls of steel, holding them in his hand. "FOR ALLAH!"

I turn on the amp. It whines sharply from the power flowing in it veins of wires. With the electric flow I plug my guitar in to amp of setting of 12 volume notices. I play the note, clearly it spreads out in to the night sky, stopping all other sound. I play another note and bring the fighting forces down to heel, like the good little dogs they are to the awesome power of my Ax and all of it's unholy might. My eyes fill with the red liquid of life, I bleed not from anything, Stead it's the new strength with has found a new home in mind, Insanity and a sensualist feeling sets in. My fingers move and the pick starts, every note kills them more then the last, I play and watch their ears bleed and eyes pop before me, a few start to leaks brains from their ears and organs from other spots which are best not spoken of. The blood flows just as freely as the electrically charged song in the air. I smile and sing these word that follow in a lower and deep voice, "This land is my land, it's not your land, I've got a shot gun and you don't got one."

Stops his battle roar and s*its his pants. "Well, im gone!" He runs.

he leaps at hunter and grabs his balls of steel back from hunter. he rolls out of the way of St.vices blast and reattaches his balls back

Dragonki shake his head with the confusion he have, then he take his guitar hero and start to play The power of the Dragon Flame to max volume, at St.vice. "No one mess with the song!!!". And make a epic music battle with St.vice.

-the balls are burnt-

-steel doesnt burn idiot lol-

Using the bazooka to deflect the grenade in Duke's direction, Evil waltzed to the top of the hill while everyone was distracted and sat down, only to pull out a rather fluffy muffin from his backpack and munch on it.

-it does when plasma touches it numb nuts! PUN INTENDED!- He jumps into a banshee and starts to fly around. He sees Eviln00b412 on the hill, and shoots a blast in his direction.

Tossing the muffin at the zooming bolt of plasma, the detonation of firely dough exploded over the hill. Raising his bazooka, Eviln00b fired a trio of consecutive rockets at the zooming hovercraft.

"This, is, SPARTAH." He roared.

Krath falls from the sky and, while falling, shoots a bolt of raw magic at the hill, making a huge hole right next to where EvilN00b412 is standing. He then lands on the opposite side of the hole and yells;

"NO! THIS is SPARTA!"

He then proceeds to kicking EvilN00b412 in the chest towards the huge pit, and turns on slow motion effect.

Stormclouds gathered...

Lightning Struck the top of "the hill", sending all those currently fighting tumbling to the ground. From the middle of the clouds, descended a figure. But not any figure, oh no. This figure was made of stone- And a panda. Like a mix of models from the Unit Arena, the Stone Pandaeran Stormcaller descended from the clouds, winds and fury in his wake.

He raised a single rough paw, and proclaimed loudly:

"This! Is! MY HILL!"

Bam. Lightning descended to strike everyone in the face.

The clouds turn a red and a massive red dragon falls from the sky and lands SPLAT on the panda and Krath. He jumps up, having those two break his fall and opens up his wings roaring into the air, "MY FUCKING HILL, ITS WHERE I'M GOING TO LAY MY DRAGON EGGS"

( YOU FAIL YOU DIDN'T TURN OFF SLOW-MO )

He barel rolls the hover craft then zooms over the hill,dropping bombs over the area. "this is my house!"

As the Dragon descended upon the Panda, he would feel a tingle in his abdomen. And then the tingle would get stronger... and stronger...

Thing is, you don't descend upon a Lightning-Filled Stone Panda with nothing but your stomach. Discharge is a bitch. Mk would find tha out when lightning fired out of him, which would serve in blowing Mk's stomach open, and then the lightning would bounceto smash into Hunter, knocking him out of the sky as well. As both fried flyers fell would fall from the sky, Stormcaller roared in laughter.

Another bolt of lightning soared out, and smashed right into the dragons head- Which would then also probably explode.

"BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

Krath then proceeded to counter-god mod Stormcaller and kill him instantly.

Rewind, hup, this is a treasure hoarding dragon, and if your a nerd like me you know they sometimes eat their damn treasure and keep it in their stomach, stomach acids have been proven to make gold shinier, so, your lightning dont do shit against my dragon's stone stomach, so fuck your godmodding panda, and following up. The quite stingy feeling under my stomach would agitate me, I step off, and bite off the panda's stone head to add to my rock stomach collection, "BOOM NO HEAD?" And so godmodding there was no more. Unless of course this panda could operate with no head.

And then the Panda's head regrew.

And then the former one blew up in Mk's Mouth, blowing up his head in the process from the inside.

"No, Boom, HEADSHOT."

The head blew up in mk's stomach, ruining some of the jewels in it, with a pissed look the dragon crushes the panda over and over again into the ground with his feet, urinates on him, then flies away to get more treasure.