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Krath
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PostSubject: 37 ways to annoy people!   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:00 pm

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

3. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

6. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was real funny.

7. Make beeping noises when a huge person backs up.

8. Invent nonsense computer stuff in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

9. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

10. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

11. Keep saying whatever somebody does in an announcer's voice.

12. Drum on every available surface.

13. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

14. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

15. Set alarms for random times.

16. Honk and wave to strangers.

17. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

16. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

17. type in lowercase.

18. dont use any punctuation either

19. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

20. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

21. Ask people what gender they are.

22. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the box.

23. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

24. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

25. Never make eye contact.

26. Never break eye contact.

27. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

28. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

29. Dart your eyes around the room while humming the mission impossible song.

30. Press yourself against the wall of an elevator and stare at the other person on the elevator for some time then say in a panicked voice "You're one of them aren't you?!"

31. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

32. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

33. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

34. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

35. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

36. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps

37. Make people read nonsense on how to annoy people.

WRITE YOUR OWN.
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PostSubject: Re: 37 ways to annoy people!   Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:41 pm

Why not write your own?

http://www.skrause.org/humor/annoy.shtml

Heh.
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PostSubject: Re: 37 ways to annoy people!   Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:52 pm

I actually got those a few years ago, and only took the ones I preffered, but them in a text document, and found them today.
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PostSubject: Re: 37 ways to annoy people!   Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:35 pm

I'm so going to use that!
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